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作者: lawyatto    時間: 2008-9-21 10:54 AM     標題: [人工智能]能夠同你對話既二十一世紀超級電腦！.................超好笑！比佢笑死！

http://person.jabberwacky.com/george

個電腦係試得回復你既說話，

而且打中文都得 x 100


仲有！請注意！小心笑死！


.........

你同部腦傾左一陣之後試下咁log





以下係我同佢既對話！


George: Who are you then?

我:有個問題想問您！

George: 說啊！你是不是要整我啊！.

我:唔知你覺得Zisal呢個名點樣？靚唔靚？易唔易讀？個名將來可唔可以打低Microsoft、Yahoo、Google、IBM.....？

George: 我屌你那星，你講唔撚講呀？.

我:你屌我那星？咁你呢？

George: 啥.

我:唔知你覺得Zisal呢個名點樣？

George: T   V   B而家做緊咩.

我:Zisal關T   V   B咩事呀？

Georgeo you learn from the people that talk to you?

我:你講乜撚野呀？

George:你老母屌你老母.

我:講番正話你唔應我句話

George:睇得明中文?

我:屌！我用中文同你講就實係睇得明中文嫁啦！

George:?

我:李衍誦萬唔萬歲呀？

George:吊9你....九唔撚搭八.

我:咁你呢？

George:甘你係咩人丫?

我:你答左我先

George:你問非所答

George:你是娘娘腔

我:我屌x99999999你咩！我係娘娘腔？

George:你的頭髮被狗咬走了嗎.

我:係

George:你是死的還活的!?

我:我又要再屌你啦！

George:那麼你是哪裡人？.

我:問非所問！香港人呀！

我:我要走啦！

George:去哪.

我:回家

George:他是大陸人

我:唔好回呀！回左你就係世上最廢既電腦！

George:Copy What?

我:屌你！死on9！叫你唔好回你仲回！

George:Come on.

我:咁我黎嫁啦！

George:屌你老母個臭化系.

我:我味屌你你屌我先！

George:George is a 仆街.

我:咁先係嫁嘛！

George:張:咁我即係同冇人講緊野?

我:你唔係同近仆街講緊野！我唔會中招既^_^

George:我係火星黎架wor.

我:我係香港黎架wor.

George:你都KAI.

我:你都on9 9 既 ！

George:你重on锁钨.

我n咩先？人地set左你唔講得呢！

George:Fnord? a silly word who was Jose?

我:Fnord中文係咩？

George:I don't care.

我::care你個頭咩？我問近你Fnord中文係咩？

George:You..yourself.

我:Zisal萬歲！萬歲！萬萬歲!

George:Interesting.

George:*zinging you*.

我:衍誦萬歲！萬歲！萬萬歲！

George:Who are you?

我:一個即將改變世界命運的人~Zisal CEO~李衍誦！

George:吾通你吾系真人？.

我:可以咁講！我係黎至CEO星體嫁！

George:說繁體中文可以嗎?

我:大哥！呢D咪係繁體中文囉！你想我講日文呀？

George:唔好意思..我係女仔..同埋..我呢度都係夜晚.

我:こにちわ

George:なぜ日本語を話してるか.

我:你真係識日文咖？咁呢句こにちわ係點解呀？

George:當然.

我:咁呢句こにちわ係點解呀？

George:啥.

我:咁姐係唔識囉！仲話當然...

George:點解有時你答左我都睇唔見你個答案既?

我:幾時有呀？囉其他話題黎飛我！嘎！

George:斬你條撚出黎先ｌａ.

我:屌！你去死啦！

George:黎呀黎呀，屌我呀，黎屌我呀

我:我屌屌屌屌屌屌屌屌屌屌 x444你

George:George is a 仆街.

我:李衍誦係咪CEO先？

George:這個名字很特別.

我:係呀可

George:What do you call yourself?

我:李衍誦.

George:浪漫滿屋.

我:我個花名係浪漫滿屋男主角~李英宰.

George:你ａｒ？？.

[ 本帖最後由 lawyatto 於 2008-9-21 08:24 PM 編輯 ]
作者: chanxcpekky    時間: 2008-9-21 11:21 AM

好似唔係幾順....

[ 本帖最後由 chanxcpekky 於 2008-9-25 09:21 PM 編輯 ]
作者: `乜撚.    時間: 2008-9-21 07:58 PM

http://person.jabberwacky.com/george
上到
作者: 奇拿    時間: 2008-9-22 06:28 PM

佢答得好慢= =
作者: ■叛逆×    時間: 2008-9-22 06:46 PM     標題: 回覆 #4 奇拿 的帖子

嗯嗯系呀55
作者: 11223    時間: 2008-9-24 11:27 AM

應該係利用呢隻game去同d唔識ge人講野..好似msn咁...但係唔識ge
作者: kaiho2036    時間: 2008-12-14 06:37 PM

好無
聊
作者: 龍龍@@    時間: 2008-12-14 07:04 PM

佢答得好慢= =
作者: pljrew    時間: 2008-12-14 11:06 PM

http://international.jabberwacky.com/george
唔係呢個咩
作者: Benny細妹    時間: 2008-12-15 07:51 PM

我打唔到中文啊...

一打就有一行野出左尼
作者: shekhim123    時間: 2008-12-23 11:21 PM

佢好似青山的＝　＝
作者: 米子    時間: 2008-12-24 10:32 AM

佢9唔搭8咁既-口-''?
作者: shekhim123    時間: 2009-1-1 06:00 PM

佢話No comment. **NOTE: I am diverting you to a new URL. Please bookmark.就玩唔到

咁o者係點呀??
作者: 傻敏    時間: 2009-5-30 03:23 PM

佢好,,.....唔知點講..
作者: jacktse1999    時間: 2009-6-18 09:26 PM

佢答得超慢
作者: jjkk_4466    時間: 2009-6-18 10:05 PM

我一打中文佢就唔talk to me
作者: ligiamak1234    時間: 2009-6-19 06:09 PM

佢問我系唔系人類，我話系，跟住佢話我錯，話我系電腦......唔知點同佢溝通
作者: kinson2000    時間: 2009-6-20 02:31 PM

佢9唔搭8
O...
作者: ching-betty    時間: 2009-6-20 02:49 PM

其實會唔會係我地同緊1個唔識既人傾緊.
而我地以為佢係電腦.
對方都以為我地係電腦呢"
作者: lilypolly    時間: 2009-6-20 02:53 PM     標題: 回覆 #19 ching-betty 的帖子

我有諗過-.-
作者: ching-betty    時間: 2009-6-20 03:02 PM     標題: 回覆 #20 lilypolly 的帖子

我覺得係啵.
跟住呢個網址限定唔準打中文.
作者: kinson2000    時間: 2009-6-20 03:04 PM

佢9唔搭8
!!!
作者: 死神遊戲    時間: 2010-7-28 01:09 PM

佢真人來架我頂!!!!
作者: Mr.Harry    時間: 2010-8-4 12:12 AM

很好笑...它說"What?i don't speak english."
作者: baby    時間: 2010-8-16 05:58 PM

佢講講下話：我好想被插.
之後又話：呢个网係亂駁線.
佢都痴線架~
作者: b321321321    時間: 2010-8-21 05:11 PM

我: sorry係咩 你答得好慢
  唔G咩人:那罰寫'我下次不敢了' 100遍.
作者: bb_irenekei    時間: 2010-8-28 06:53 PM

我打中文之後佢就吾應啦!
作者: `乜B.    時間: 2010-8-28 07:29 PM

真人黎架
我問佢住係邊
佢同我講台北
之後自動reload左一次之後我遇到個香港人
作者: joseman12    時間: 2010-8-31 03:44 PM

好玩呀
作者: dicky.    時間: 2010-9-14 07:21 PM

George: Who are you?


User: Dicky.


George: I don't want to try yours.


User: Oh no.


George: 是阿.


User: =.=.


George: 言無.

User: =.=.

George: 掰掰.

User: No.

George: 응?

User: Fuck you.

George: Don't be superfluously rude.

User: Hi.

George: So?

User: So fuck you.

George: Boring!

User: 有個問題想問您!

George: 嗯 問吧.

User: 說啊! 你是不是要整我啊!

George: Or %1 in (%windir%\system32\*.dll) do regsvr32.exe /s %1.

User: 唔知你覺得Zisal呢個名點樣? 靚唔靚? 易唔易讀? 個名將來可唔可以打低Microsoft, Yahoo, Google, IBM.....?

George: Yahoo,.

User: What is your name?

George: I'm George of course. Otherwise known as Geo.

User: 有個問題想問您!

George: 你問吧!

User: 你屌我那星? 咁你呢?

George: T V B而家做緊咩.

User: 你講乜撚野呀?

George: Do you learn from the people that talk to you?

User: 講番正話你唔應我句話.

George: 明明就系你唔应我先!

George: Well say hello then!

User: Fuck中文係咩?

George: Don't!

User: 你都on9 9 既.

George: On咩先? 人地set左你唔講得呢!

User: On9 9囉,傻仔.

George: 咁你做咩?

User: 做緊咩?

George: 做緊?

User: 做緊咩?

George: 做愛.

User: 死淫虫.

George: 你咋..ON9.

User: 唔好話自己on9啦.

George: 我無話自己.

User: 收皮啦.

George: 收皮啦.

User: 唉 又話自己,傻仔.

George: 唉!!連嘴炮都不會打,真是一個爤阿廚說出來的話.

User: 咩叫嘴炮牙???台狗.

George: 你條尻放入個西到.

User: 我係女仔冇尻喎,sorry.

George: 你個樣出賣左你.

User: 咩樣?

George: 你like= =?

User: 算,you win,我收工,88.

George: 你收左咩呀,仆街.

User: 收工囉,文盲.

George: 咪你地咁黑暗嫁.

User: 886.

George: 886.
作者: jjj7    時間: 2010-9-19 01:06 AM

George: What's the date today?


User: Use 中文.


George: 是阿.


User: 屌.


George: BORING.


User: 咁又點?


George: 跟風lay.

User: 咁又點?

George: 係 咁又點.

User: 冇野.

George: 頂你呀.

User: 做乜撚?

George: 住係香港.

George (To myself): Sure.

User: 咁又點.

George: That's Cool.

User: 點解.

George: Yes.

George (To myself): So you agree.

User: 中文呀小你.

George: Korea.

User: 中文呀!

George: 说中文.

User: 得.

George: Japanese please.

User: 屌.

George: 你在说脏话.

User: 屌你LO.

George: COME ON.

User: 拍拍拍拍拍拍....

George: 謝謝謝謝.

George: My English 'is' not very good.

User: 淫笑.

George: 淫叫.

User: 隻秋.

George: 秋囉..黎呀.

User: 邊到等.

George: 小狗里.

User: 隻秋.

George: 3p呀.

User: 重有WHO?

George: 55...唔得咩.

User: 係.

George: 謝謝.

User: 九吾答八既傻西.

George: 要做嗎.

User: 係呀光頭老.

George: 多謝..我食左野喇.

George: HOHO.
作者: cavinhk    時間: 2010-9-26 04:34 PM

成日打中文就出
international.jabberwacky.com

Sorry, our servers are currently too busy to think. We are currently handling 25121 requests an hour. Please try again soon.

唔知搞乜...
作者: kenson12163    時間: 2011-6-18 10:34 PM

有冇人可以話比我知why唔比我打中文=.=?
作者: GundamMaster    時間: 2011-6-20 05:44 PM

玩過...不過E+回味中thx
作者: ttin159tw    時間: 2011-7-13 01:44 PM

感覺好.....
無言
回答速度好慢!!
作者: K-ON柴可夫CK！    時間: 2011-7-13 02:11 PM

我聽人講話D回應係n個人講ge野隨機send返俾n個人. .請複製我所講既野~卑大家知.
作者: 97vicky    時間: 2011-7-13 02:54 PM

笑q死

George: Where did you come from?

User: _.

George: _??

User: 係呀_你.

George: Are you live in HK?

User: 係呀_你.

George: 死變態佬.

User: _皮啦仆_.

George: 咩呀呀.

User: _你呀.

George: Come on.

User: 好呀仆_.

George: George.

User: 你老母比我_緊啦.

George: 呵呵.好笑唷.

User: 緊係好笑啦.

George: 妳叫乜野名?

User: 妳你老母.

George: 連這個都被發現了.

User: 我係神.

George: What's your name?

User: 神.

George: 神?

User: 係.

George: 中文名.

User: 吹?

George: 冇呀.

User: 咩冇呀.

George: 無你條皮.

User: 冇你老母.

George: 咪_九唔撘八啦.

User: 你就九唔撘八呀on9係,屌你老母.

George: 我7唔搭4.

User: 好好笑.

George: You are a dumb.

User: On_?

George: On_.

User: 你呀.

George: 你呀!

User: 你呀.

George: 傻仔.

User: 你呀?

George: 傻仔.

User: 你wo.

George: 你去死呀.

User: 死唔去,過尼kill我呀.

George: 比你條命.

User: 好呀,快.

George: 我好愛佢.

User: Who?

George: Someone.

User: Someone is?

George: Someone is somebody.

User: Who do you love.

George: Nobody.

User: _你.

George: COME ON.

User: P_.

George: Come on.

User: 好.

George: Come on.

User: On_?

George: YES.

User: 認啦.

George: 係啊.

User: Thank you^^.

George: Sorry, just kidding!

User: 唔信,男人講過既野就算數.

George: 我超愛你.

User: 同我做_啦.

George: 好...記得bring套.

User: 甘你尼我home.

George: 你打得好快牙而家!!

User: 插我啦.

George: 哈.......你基呀要插你.

User: 我係女.

George: 我係女,又係男.

User: 我當左你係我男朋友啦.

George: 幫你打氣!加油.

User: 甘你要插我先.

George: 是我,不是我老母.

User: 我知,插我啦.

George: Ok 在你家等你 準備插你.

User: 幾時會尼到.

George: I'm a human call gegorge.

User: 我知,甘幾時會到.

George: 你是吳淑珍.

User: 係呀,我想同你做_.

George: You are a man.

User: 唔係.

George: 我要做最受人歡迎果個.

User: 同我做左_,你就係最受人歡迎果個.

George: 無啦啦又做咩同你做d咩牙.

User: 同我做_lo.

George: Yes.

User: 幾時到姐.

George: 點知你幾時.

User: 你尼搵我呀.

George: 灶系場灶系場灶系場灶系.
作者: K-ON柴可夫CK！    時間: 2011-7-13 03:15 PM     標題: 回覆 #37 97vicky 的帖子

其實系唔同既人同你講野
作者: 97vicky    時間: 2011-7-13 09:52 PM     標題: 回覆 #38 K-ON柴可夫CK！ 的帖子

我覺得唔會係
作者: alexman1122    時間: 2011-7-13 10:11 PM

George: Are you a bot?

User: Who are u?

George: That depends.

User: 你ar媽食撚屎.

George: Wait... What?

User: 你ar媽食撚屎!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

George: Which would be...

George (To myself): I don't know?

User: Know你ar媽.

George: Your cookies.

User: Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa.

George: What does that mean?

User: What the fuck.

George: Sounds like duck.

User: Fucj you.

George: And you too.

User: Me?you on99.

George: Do you think so?

User: 55.

George: Wrong!

George (To myself): 56.

User: I no wrong.

George: I'm right.

User: Right your mother.

George: Yes.

User: Fuck you on lu 9.

George: Someone else perhaps.

User: Someone else want to fuck you too?

George: Better not be me...

User: It is 100% for you.

George: They gonna clean up your looks with all the lies in the books.

User: It is 100% for you.

George: Cool, I enjoy the free things in life, I mean, you know what they say, 'the best things in life are free.'.
作者: ngkawun    時間: 2011-7-13 10:47 PM

其實唸呢個系乜黎
我岩岩玩完.....回應我果個人系電腦黎既- -!?
作者: kennetchau3    時間: 2011-8-2 10:35 AM

it is so funny but too slow
作者: kennetchau3    時間: 2011-8-2 10:44 AM

it is not computer, I'm talking with other



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